WHY YOU SHOULD BLEACH YOUR SKIN WITH CHEMICALS

1.Melanin: I mean, the more we bleach, the more expensive melanin becomes, because it’ll become a scarce commodity. That industry is fast growing.

2. New market opportunity: Well, the more people damage their skins with chemicals, Chiquitas like me make more money in using natural products to repair the skin… hence, more money for me.

3. Beautiful results: Why shouldn’t you bleach your skin??!! You will shine like the sun and Rock your new skin for about 2years… then the effects kick in. You start having a funny body odor, because you’ve exposed your inner skin layer for UV rays to kiss directly… then your skin starts reacting with funny juicy smelly pimples on your body… you start turning unnecessarily darker, then you target a stronger bleach to help the effects, and get more damaged… Hey, if you get lucky, you might just get skin cancer.

4. Rainbow: The unfortunate type of bleaching crew will start looking like the colors of the rainbow… these ones usually stop using the bleaching products on time and seek remedy to solve the problem… this is bad news for the bleaching product's company. They needed you to buy more cups…

5. Eczema: Some people would end up with chronic eczema… well, you shouldn’t need to worry much. You’d just simply look like a leper, it’s not a big deal at all.

6. Beautiful knuckles: This is one very nice result. Your knuckles be so dry and dark like roasted plantain. That way, everyone will know you are using a magic formula on your skin.

7. The Sun's lover: Everyone will know you are in a sexual relationship with the sun. Well, the sun just doesn’t kiss you, or even burn you, naa… that Playboy will sink his beautiful fangs into your skin… And everyone will know because you damaged your natural condom because you just simply liked your skin raw.

8. Fat Chunky, eye-pleasing, tell tale  stretch marks: Well, most bleaching agents have the wonderful gift of drying up your skin fast and destroying your skin elasticity. This in turn can result in giving fat, gross looking stretch mark.

To be honest, I spared y'all from wonderful pictures of skin bleaching effects... Most of them are gruesome. And it could be you next.

It's sad that while some Blacks are killing themselves stripping off their natural Melanin, Caucasians are spending thousands of dollars purchasing Melanin pills. That alone should reveal how precious your skin is.

There are different beautiful shades of black skin color... All very unique and wonderful in their different ways. Ever ask yourself why some races love to tan their skin?? They simply want to get some "color"... Because it's BEAUTIFUL!!!
Stay safe people. Protect your skin

ORGANICS... Or not

Got your attention, right? The beauty world is creeping with poison disguised under the term, “Organic”. I’m not quite sure about other African countries, but Nigeria is being drowned in deceit. I’d make this easy by explaining what I mean by ‘’Organic’’ in this context. For a product to be termed organic, it means the product does not contain any chemicals and the natural ingredients in question, whether plants or animals were grown without the use of artificial pesticides, herbicides or fertilizers.

Okay, let’s take 5 seconds to digest this info… how many products you use which have been termed “Organic” are indeed organic? Weeeelllll… close to none. Guard yourself against harmful bleaching products raining down on you in the deceitful name of “Organics”.
I will help us with a small list of natural products with large possibilities of being Organic in Nigeria

Aloe Vera gel
Coconut oil
Palm oil
Palm kernel oil
Honey
Neem leaves/oil
Moringa leaves/oil
Paw-paw
Tropical almond seeds
Castor seeds

I love to be a killjoy most times *grins sheepishly* so I’ll be one and give you a list of natural stuff in Nigeria with a slim possibility of being organic… this is because they are mostly grown wickedly with the use of artificial fertilizers, pesticides or herbicides.

Milk
Egg
Sugar
Carrots
Avocadoes
Citruses (Lemon, lime, orange etc)
Apple
Soya beans
Bananas
Mango
Turmeric

In cases of milk and eggs, don’t forget the animals who produced like cows and chickens for instance are mostly pumped with artificial chemicals and yes!!! They will in turn affect whatever they produce.
Well, this write up isn’t targeted at making you all feel any sense of hopelessness… even though you should *grins wickedly* Rather, you should be thankful for the organic ones you have at hand.